Schmoo

A microscopic elephant that shares a flat with your brain cells. Brain cells aren't actually smart. They copy schmoo's homework, therefore the more schmoo you have; the more smarts you have.

Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.

Person 1: he got an A+++++++!!! I didn't even know that was possible!
Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo
Person 1: my schmoo speak to me
Person 2: you should get help

by The one, the only, veggie-burger! January 2, 2009

schmooch

kiss

kiss, schmooch, schmoochi, shmooch, schmuchin, shmuchin, smooch, smoochin, smoochy, smoocharooni, smack, sugar, sugar smack, schmoochers, smucker, smuckarooni

Give your gramma a schmooch

by shrew88 October 27, 2011

Schmoog

The complete opposite of fuck, fucking, fucked or fucks

You unintelligent schmooging conservative lady!!!

schmooged, schmoogs

by bored people October 25, 2010

schmoogus

A learned person in the field of human interaction/synthesis.

The perfect partner.

A soulmate.

Derived from the words school, Moog(a type of synthesiser) and us.

"My schmoogus knows me like no one else in the world"

by Bill Orrick March 26, 2007

schmoopstah

Colloquialism of "schmooper star"; one who is more schmoopy than all of the other schmoops. A term of endearment for someone so adorable that you can no longer stand it.

"Schmoopstah, I love you so much. I want to bite your face!"

by marxi March 31, 2009

Schmootie

Someone who displays characteristics of a person with
special needs. One who might randomly flap their arms in a motion seeming to mock a bird taking flight. One who acts like a total effing retard.

Hey Corky, why are you such a schmootie?

by bronzeon78 April 14, 2009

schloob

shity lubrications that you get at walmart

that schloob was as sticky as syrup

by brady171 May 7, 2009