Schlop n' Chop

A phrase used to describe when someone gets head, and right as they finish, the sucker bites down and rips off the other's penis.

Brandon: Yo did you hear what happened to Daniel last night?

Randal: Yeah, I heard his girl pulled the ol' Schlop n' Chop on him when he wasn't expecting it.

Brandon: Poor lad will never get a boner again.

by JimmyLikesBones May 6, 2022

Schwomp

to do
Fuck
Get down on it
To smoke weed

"Girl, get on your back and let us Schwomp"
"Lets Schwomp"
"I schwomped so much that I am higher than a kite.

by CuntNuggeteer April 4, 2009

Schlomit

1)A girls name that is more suited to a handsome blonde young man.
2)Can also be used to describe an idiot or fool.

1)"Hey Schlomit, how youu doing?"

2)"What a Schlomit"

by Biddlecombe99 January 28, 2009

shlompy

very, very, sloppy;
as sloppy as really sloppy roast beef;
the sloppiest of the slop;

"Look at that big ol' shlompy titty!"

"Uhh yeah, show me that shompy dompe!"

by I am the ASS December 29, 2007

schlopper

a dried up piece of gum

I hate it when I get schlopper on the bottom of my shoe. I don't like it when I find schlopper on the bottom of the tables at the diner.

by Diana Carol June 5, 2009

Schlump

The slight upward pushing of the nipple. "Schlump" is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. Mostly used on males to cause embarrasement.

Hey Chris, guess what? SCHLUMP!

by Joe C.... November 26, 2006

schlom

Snow that has melted into slush and feels like vomit mixed with sand when walking through it.

Man, I hate almost springtime in insert name of Midwest state here. I had to walk through three feet of schlom to get to class today.

by anonymich March 4, 2011