Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.
Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.
"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"
by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025
Get the Scarfingmug. Quite literally, the act of ordering food at a restaurant and while the server is away eating it quickly and running away before the server gets back. This is used to avoid paying for one's meal.
by Kyle Schirmer April 28, 2005
Get the scarf and gomug. Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists
by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021
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Get the scarfmug.