Satan

The original devil, commonly affiliated with satirical christian humour, taken more lightly then he once was. Indicating a steady decline in the number of chirstians. Satan thought he could be golrious and rise above God. I guess he just couldn't go ss3
Satan: Errrahh RErrrrahhh ERHHHAHAH
God: Look Satan, give it up, your not goku
by Stuevenson October 12, 2004
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Satan

1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil
1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!

2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"
by I Don't Matter to You March 05, 2015
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Satan

any person or group whose political views differ from your own
"If we don't take back the White House, Satan is gonna take over the country"
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Satan

Belongs in a conceptual cage.
Pastor "Satan belongs in a cage."

Iam "What makes you think you can control Hym better than I can?"
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Satan

A character that is usually depicted as evil but really deep down is a sensitive person.

He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.
Satan: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
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LaVeyan Satanism = goth Atheism

It's adherents play Halloween 365 days a year!

Like normal atheists they are an anti-Christian hate group.

Setian Satanists = admit to worshiping Satan and make no bones about it.
In short they're all a bunch of fuckin sick,twisted ass freaks!
by y'all are fucked up February 28, 2005
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Satan

Dan Warlick is Satan

AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans
Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."

Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time

"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan

Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
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