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Traveling Salesman

After a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his dick. I mean, he might as well right?
Ralph met Debbie at the exit 72 Chili's last night. After a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a Traveling Salesman on the way out the door.
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Salamander sex

Having anal sex with way to much lube
They used way to much lube and had salamander sex tonight.
by Zoë Clark June 12, 2018
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mexican salamander

Using your truffle butter covered dick to titty fuck someone.
I can't look at her the same since i gave her a Mexican Salamander.
by Consensual Harassment August 26, 2016
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Sneaky Salamander

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander
1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!
by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016
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American salamander

When a male sticks his penis in a female before his penis is ready for sex
by Urbanstreets653 July 31, 2016
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saucy salamander

A snake like person or animal who slips past you without you knowing.
That little saucy salamander got past us!
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the kush salesman

the kush salesman is some shady looking guy in my town
by shum12345 July 27, 2010
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