An extremely rare type of mustache known for its unique location. Rusty Fernando mustaches are located within the hairline just above the forehead. They are similar in shape and style to the “handle bar” mustache.
Julio wasn’t satisfied with his awesome goatee so he decided to grow a breath-taking Rusty Fernando.
by Ronald Swanson September 12, 2012
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by Captain-Girth January 19, 2014
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"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."
by unlvseamus May 30, 2014
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by Mahoney69 June 16, 2014
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Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016
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Guy 1: "Hey man, is that the corner that yo mom use to work on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't do that anymore."
Guy 1: "Aw, that's too bad. She was the best rusty pulley in town!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't do that anymore."
Guy 1: "Aw, that's too bad. She was the best rusty pulley in town!"
by dirty_rotten June 14, 2016
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