Rohan

A fat bucket of lard who cannot stand not being answered when he calls and needs attention like a disabled dog for every day of every fucking week. He is also a diobolical selfish tub of shit and has a bigger ego than his big stomach and cannot stand it when someone makes fun of him. He is also an inconsiderate piece of shit and switches up around people to get a reaction out of them and make the opposing party have a ruined mood for the day because you can’t call him out because of his big ego that is stopping him from gathering words of wisdom. He thinks he is so tough and strong even though he is a fat/scrawny bastard who cannot lift shit and claims he gets into fights etc. these types of people are the worst to be around💀

Where is that fat tub of shit?

Who? Rohan?
Yes, who other than Rohan

by Fat Black Men July 28, 2023

Rohan's Civic

A popular metaphor in Katy, TX that stems from a very broken down Honda Civic. The metaphor represents anything considered too dangerous to be legal.

Everyone: did you see the new Saw movie?
Rohan: Yeah the traps were super scary!
Everyone: almost as deadly as Rohan's Civic!!

by RepublicOfKaty January 13, 2024

Rohan

puchu's husband

OMG THAT'S ROHAN, we better not stare at him puchu will get mad

by gublu December 3, 2021

rohan

its a boy that is a boy and a boy with a boy and likes to play video games with boys

boy a boy rohan?

by Zap1300 August 11, 2021

Rohan

Im just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
Im just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold
I have no soul
I have no soul
I want your soul
I want your soul
Gingers! Have no friends
And no one will have sex with them!
They come out at night, they creep and crawl
Who does God hate most of all?
Gingers!
Who should have never been born?
Gingers!
Who's adopted?
Gingers!
Who belongs with floating turds in the fucking toilet bowl? Gingers!
Gingers are leprechauns
Evil Irish little drunks
They should all be killed at once!
Kill em' and collect insurance!
But they're already fucking dead
Skin is white, hair is red
They like giving head to men in bed
It's gay
I'm just a drunk
With a temper
Has anyone seen me lucky charms?
I'm just some scum
From the shitter
My hair is red
Its fucking wrong
I'm just a dumb (I'm just a dumb)
Redhead ginger (ginger)
You better run (you better run fast)
I want your soul (I want your soul)
I'm just a pale
Freckled ginger
I came from hell (I came from hell)
My blood is cold (my blood is cold)Im just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
Im just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold
I have no soul
I have no soul
I want your soul
I want your soul
Gingers! Have no friends
And no one will have sex with them!
They come out at night, they creep and crawl
Who does God hate most of all?
Gingers!

That guy's name is Rohan

by Big-Boy-Boomer June 4, 2020

rohan sen'ed

To ghost after telling to 'stay in touch'

Friend 1: Hey, that guy I went on a date with told me he's really looking forward to seeing me again but now he's not texting back.

Friend 2: YOU GOT ROHAN SEN'ED????

by babbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbba August 30, 2025

Rohan

Rohan is thin guy with beer belly and curly hairs looks like sheep,he is an alcholic guy, he is topibazz used to wear cap for everyone anywhere , he is always dependant on others money he is a total miser, he can't see any people happy he is jealous of everyone etc people just hate him to be with him.

Rohan is miser

by Rohan topibaaz November 23, 2021