Robert 

A Robert is an inconsiderate piece of trash who only cares about himself. He is a sly and sneaky person when it comes to sleeping with girls. A Robert is not trustworthy or honest to people, so do not fool yourself and believe you are special to him because at the end of the day he only wants sex.

Him: you're so special to me. Want to have sex?

Me: you're such a robert!

Robert by Ihatemyname123 March 14, 2017

Robert 

FPH: Fat pumpkin head, fukstik, lebo arab loner. Chillax this is graus.

Robert Mokbel

Robert by rahgioshsahsd October 26, 2010

Robert 

An annoying old man with a small trouser snake

Robert is gay

Robert by Gggggggggbb June 10, 2016

Robert 

A person who plays a MOBA online game who is just inherently bad and makes awful mistakes that causes his or her team to fail miserably. A person who doesn't listen to instructions or team play mechanics. This term can also be used in any online gaming format. A more polite way to express disdain for the lack of team playing skills by a teammate.

Listen to directions, Robert. Don't be such a Robert. GG Robert.

Robert by OleBanole September 4, 2015

Robert 

Some loud ass homeless motherfucker who looks like a man baby and randomly shows up to someone's party waiting for food to get done eats and leave and sucks cock for 10 cent (just like my rap name)

Dude don't pull a Robert right now you fuck

Robert by Weenie warrior June 2, 2016

Robert 

A Robert is a really amazing guy that sometimes may confuse you but just take a minute to figure out how he really feels about you. He is gorgeous and hilarious and has the most mesmerizing blue-green eyes you have ever seen. He knows how to talk and will charm you into liking him. He may come off a little fast, but he is really a good religious guy. He is very talented and athletic. May be a little cocky at moments, but can be a total sweet heart. Robert is a very rare person and if you meet one never let him go. And warning, he is a hugger:)

Girl: I have never felt this way about anyone before!
Friend: Oh he must be a Robert...
Girl: <3

Robert by man-golovesyou:) March 5, 2011

Robert 

robert is a fucking faggot that is uncircumcised lil dick muncher that has no girlfriend

robert is gay

Robert by srdc,jhgfasdgfgefsxcvfcfvsdzxc March 6, 2019