The vehicle that results when a fatass gets into a ricer or other klunker and, due to their obese weight, makes the car ride a few inches closer to the ground.
That fatso fatty butt got into that Honda and the suspension sank five inches. Now it is a Tennessee low rider.
by PMax March 12, 2008
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by Seth March 26, 2004
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To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.
Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.
To watch the episodes of a TV series out of order, usually spoiling the story for yourself and sulking about it.
Derived from River Song, a companion (wife and killer as well) of the Doctor who met him in the wrong order all the time. Time travel does weird things, you know.
Jim: Dude did you hear, Jacob watched season 3 before season 2.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.
Craig: Damn man, he totally River Song-ed the series. Now he's going to go on about how everything was so predictable.
by leodiction June 1, 2014
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A person who has a Japanese(typically, though ricers have been known to rice-out American and European cars) car (like the Civic) that was made to go slow, and makes the car look incredibly ugly by way of "aero kits" that are ineffective/detrimental to the car's aerodynamics is a ricer. This person could also have installed an "exhaust system" which eliminates all backpressure, including the backpressure the engine needs, which causes backfiring, loss of torque, and the infamous "farting in a coffee can" exhaust note. Furthermore, this person could have installed a set of comically large rims wrapped with almost non-existent tires, eliminating all sidewall and imparting to the car the ride qualities of a broken suspension. Lowering could have been performed by cutting the springs, which reduces ride height by softening the springs, which in turn renders the springs less useless. This is why ricers must slow to 2 miles per hour for speedbumps to avoid bottoming out.
The true hallmark of a ricer is that little to no useful engine modifications have been performed.
A person who has a Japanese(typically, though ricers have been known to rice-out American and European cars) car (like the Civic) that was made to go slow, and makes the car look incredibly ugly by way of "aero kits" that are ineffective/detrimental to the car's aerodynamics is a ricer. This person could also have installed an "exhaust system" which eliminates all backpressure, including the backpressure the engine needs, which causes backfiring, loss of torque, and the infamous "farting in a coffee can" exhaust note. Furthermore, this person could have installed a set of comically large rims wrapped with almost non-existent tires, eliminating all sidewall and imparting to the car the ride qualities of a broken suspension. Lowering could have been performed by cutting the springs, which reduces ride height by softening the springs, which in turn renders the springs less useless. This is why ricers must slow to 2 miles per hour for speedbumps to avoid bottoming out.
The true hallmark of a ricer is that little to no useful engine modifications have been performed.
A non-ricer may have a small spoiler for rear downforce to even out weight distribution and increase stability at speed.
A ricer has so much "aero kits" that there is drag slowing the car, or the downforce that kicks in at speed will not let the car accelerate.
A ricer has so much "aero kits" that there is drag slowing the car, or the downforce that kicks in at speed will not let the car accelerate.
by ricer=stupid December 2, 2004
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Also the best book series known to man.
Also the best book series known to man.
by Alpha10619 August 5, 2010
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They are sweet,caring,kind,amazing,beautifull and nice!💕
They deserve to be notice by Riverdale cast!And deserve to meet them!😍
They deserve all the best things in the world!💜
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Every time I walk in here that Howie is riding the boss's leg. Has he always been such a terrible leg rider?
by peteymoto November 8, 2005
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