Rittenhouse

Premeditated "self defense". Once you shoot/kill one person you will become an active shooter and anyone that tries to stop you is someone that you can defend yourself against.

Draco Malfoy was going to rittenhouse that hippogryph but it broke his wand hand.

Rittenhouse is the ultimate mass shooter cheat code since "it's coming right for us!".

by CakeEatingDragon November 17, 2021

Rittered

When the death of a celebrity overshadows the death of a different celebrity on the same day. When Johnny Cash passed away the news paid more attention to the passing of John Ritter.

Farrah Fawcett was so rittered by the death of Michael Jackson...

by D. Wunder July 3, 2009

Rittenhouse

A superficial display of anguish that comes from a medieval belief that crocodiles shed tears of sadness when killing their prey.

The defendant pulled a Rittenhouse when he was on the stand.

by IvyCruz November 11, 2021

ritter

to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").

Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!

by sprog74 October 25, 2009

Kyle Rittenhouse

A man who is famous across the United States for not murdering anyone.

Kyle Rittenhouse acquitted of all charges in Kenosha shootings

by your real nаme November 19, 2021

Ratit

The essence of having a flat ass}

I can't believe that ratit hoe thinks she can steal my man!

by dannyboyyo May 20, 2019

Riitt

A female's genitalia. A vagina.

President Hoover: Damn nigga, she must have a fat riitt.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003