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ripe fruit

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.

If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some

bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?

Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.

When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots

then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry

John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt

ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017
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Screen Ripple

When you touch the screen on your computer and it makes a tiny ripple on it. There is no actual point to this its just fun to see what cool stuff you can touch on your computer.
2 people talking on Instant Messenger
Person 1: Hey man I'm so freakin bored I dont know what to do.
Person 2: Hey man I was bored about an hour ago but now I figured out how to Screen Ripple you should try it.
Person 1: Hey thanks man I'm no longer bored you rock!!!
by Jokesterpants June 7, 2009
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Ripe

referring to something that is new, cool, and fresh
"did see nicki and beys video for feelin myself?"
"yes!! that video is so ripe!!"
by Janiebrainy & alienandie May 20, 2015
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ripe

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks ripe.
by authOOr August 24, 2006
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Ripe for the fuckin

something or someone that's ready to be fucked
"that chick is smokin"
"your damn right she is shes ripe for the fuckin"
by Amanda . October 12, 2008
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Ripple Squeeze

When a girl farts while preforming anal sex.
She just gave me a ripple squeeze, it was nasty...
Felt good though!
by InsideNig January 22, 2011
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Riellypants

A true Hero and Legend! Someone who will do anything for anyone, and look cool doing it.
He just stopped that guy from being run over, what a riellypants
by big_ryle March 11, 2011
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