Rangelle

She may be small but she has a big heart (and probably big boobies also). Her smile is like a ray of sunshine that brightens up your day. Her eyes make the stars look like they’re not shining. Her touch is like a feather against your skin. Her voice is like a lullaby that sings you to sleep. Her love is like heroin. Her body’s imperfections when put together is a masterpiece. She is the sun. She is the stars. She is comfort. She is a drug. She is art. She is my love.

Rangelle, the love of my life.

by vampire gf ;) November 21, 2021

brown ringer

The local creep in the work place who grovels around the management

the creeps just left the boses office
so the boss must have a brown ring on his dick

by paul May 7, 2005

pinky ringer

When you stick your pinky up the asshole to an extent that your pinky ring covers the butt hole like a manhole cover.

"Last night I gave my girl a pinky ringer after she took a huge dump."

by Masterrod January 3, 2017

Houston Bell Ringer

The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.

by Bellringer69 April 20, 2016

ringer

A girl who gives handjobs with only her thumb and index finger in the shape of a ring or circle.

This results in a poor form of stimulation for the male penis.

"Damn dude I thought I was getting lucky with this fine girl until she turned out to be a ringer."

by nosajnosaj October 13, 2007

ringer

a married or engaged woman who wears a ring to signify that such is the case.

Guy 1: Check out those girls. They're quite hot.
Guy 2: Forget it; they're ringers.

by Bashful Johnny C July 6, 2007

Chocolate Ringer

The act of having anal sex with a female or a male whilst they enjoy a hearty dump

The best thing that girl does in the sack is the chocolate ringer

by Verdikt Prank Calls March 9, 2009