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The Quest

The search for someone to have a sexual experience with after months of celibacy either by choice or disfigurement.
by Cris Coy February 10, 2009
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woman trap question

A question to which there is no correct answer
"Was she prettier?"
"Does my ass look big in these?"
"Am I pretty?"

Cindy - "That girl he kissed, was she prettier than me?"
Sid - "Uhh...that's such a woman trap question. But no, of course not."
by Sid P May 1, 2007
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seal question

A question in an exam that has absolutely nothing to do with the syllabus of the course. First used in January 2010 in Britain when an A-level Biology paper had a question about a seal respiring under water for long periods of time.
"That question on dialysis was such a seal question!"
"I know, what was the point in revising?!"
by daj198 January 26, 2010
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It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.
Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.
by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017
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Quesarrhea

Noun.

an intestinal disorder that mimicks diarrhea but only occurs after the consumption of mexican food; especially quesadillas.
Girl 1: Last night I ate some quesadillas, and now I'm stuck at work with quesarrhea. I wish I could go home.

Girl 2: You are the most amazing person in the world.
by nibbles is a rockstar December 27, 2008
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quesadilla

Melted cheese between two tortillas. Other stuffings are optional, such as chicken. Can also be made by simply folding one tortilla in half.
Man, I took a gravity hit, then ate a huge quesadilla.
by Rusty Shakelford December 23, 2004
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Questie

Damn, that questie is a hater.
by livery April 7, 2009
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