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Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
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Terrain Pyramid(s)

When terrain generation isn't smooth, it will leave behind small or medium "pyramids". This can be fixed by manually smoothing terrain or regenerating it.
Unsmooth terrain generation can leave behind terrain pyramids

terrain pyramid(s)
by ballsack doodoofart December 3, 2022
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The Great Pyramids

Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?
Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam January 5, 2023
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the mayan pyramid

It is when you get your dick sucked and your ass ate (or your pussy ate and as ate dealers choice) at the same time.
Bro, I was the top of the Mayan pyramid last night it was awesome.
by coolesthentai July 7, 2023
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Pyramid

An conceptional metaphor for something that triggers no self defense mechanism in a person, also called a pyramid, metaphorically meaning u have built a psychological "pyramid", something infallible and physically able to withstand nearly any blow
Rob: Ur fat
Kaylie: ...I'm actually anorexic (pyramid that was built)
by pyramidsinmybio August 1, 2023
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Inverted Pyramid

That's literally just skewing a story in accordance with your bias.
Hym "The level of importance regarding information in a piece is entirely subjective and is always going to tow 1 of 2 partisan lines. That's not an inverted pyramid it's just implicit bias that coincides with your own implicit bias. I qualify and contextualize my position on everything, we all know I'm just going off the cuff here, and I've stated before that my viewers need to 'wait for the next one' and wait for my position on any topic to distill or solidify. We allow time and other people to either prove me right or prove me wrong here."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
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rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a sexual act, often popular with naval and ex naval servicemen. It involves a triangular number of men, naked and copulating. At least 3 of the participants at the top of the pyramid have to be of Chinese descent.
Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid tonight.
by Where's Willy April 25, 2024
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