Mutton puncher

Sheep herder/rancher/shepherd

"In Luke 2, you'll notice the Angel visited a bunch of third-shift mutton punchers."

-My father

by Russellsroughneck January 24, 2024

billy puncher

a very stoned dero

look at that billy puncher

by briannabiz December 14, 2023

pike puncher

The act of putting a a small boxing glove on your dick before sexual activity

Fred was going to pike puncher sally

by Pikepuncher September 26, 2023

puncher

A person who punches cards

Person 1 “ay u know punchmade dev punches cards?”
Person 2 “ ye he a puncher fr”

by mskdmn September 30, 2023

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

Cunt Puncher

The glans of the wang while looking quite turgid resembling a pugilists gloved fist.

Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, I’m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

by LastRealist August 4, 2022