kobe bryant protocol

The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.

Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?

Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.

by Roman Legion October 24, 2020

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

proto-mullet

A haircut on its way to attaining full mullet status

Joel had a shaved head 2 months ago, but now he has a proto-mullet.

by Rumsey February 11, 2008

Photogenic Memory

Possessed by those who recall their past as much better than it actually was.

"Carla said on facebook, that she couldn't keep the guys off her at the club last weekend... Quite a photogenic memory she's got there. "

by AlxCondor October 10, 2014

photograph

A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.

I like photographs of things.

by Phrodu August 31, 2004

Protege

In the hip hop/music world, a singer/rapper whose career is backed up by or supported by an already famous musician.

Rah Digga is Busta Rhymes' protege.
Shawnna is Ludacris' protege.
Da Brat is Jermaine Dupri's protege.
Ms. Jade was Timbaland and Missy Elliott's protege.

And so on...

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006

Anime Protagonist

Someone who cannot take a hint and is generally a bit slow

Girl: *Leans in for a kiss*
Guy: "What are you doing?"
Girl: "Stupid anime protagonist!"

by TheFreddo August 16, 2017