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Protege Illest

The name of budding white rappers born in the richest parts of the world, but imagine they live in the hood.
Man did you see Protege Illest's new Hoodstar video?
by SpeakTheMind January 18, 2011
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Erection Protection

Boxer Briefs or whitey tightys that in case of an erection, it can be swiftly hidden within the confines of the undergarmet, instead of poking out awkwardly toward the public. Especially useful for a narb.
Thank god I had erection protection when I got a narb at my friends Hot Dog rally!
by The Word Editor August 19, 2008
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Protestantism

"Protestantism is fucking cringe"
by TheSharpestTool July 29, 2020
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Protein Slap

When you wack off and giz in a condom and give some bitch a faceful of protein.
Yo I gizzed in this condom and then i protein slapped this bitch in the face.
by Pimpin aint ez December 14, 2004
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Protest

When a society reaches a certain point in economic wealth and status where its citizens have nothing better to do then disapprove or object something not of there own business.
Susie across the road apparently has her lawn mowed at 1.5 inches instead of 1.7 inches. CARL GATHER THE NEIGHBOURS AND MAKE SIGHNS THAT DONT MAKE ANY SENSE, WE MUST PROTEST! (This is not meant to offend anyone just my humble opinion).
by YeeterMeatBeater October 9, 2018
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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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wet protest

An organized protest in which participants piss their pants. Often used as an extreme tactic to garner attention or recognition.
'Pee Your Pants for the Brewers' is a related concept to the wet protest.
by Varya March 9, 2009
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