pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Engineering Design Process

1. Identify problem
2. Research that shit
3. Develop possible solutions; no retarded ideas
4. Select a non-shit solution

5. Build that shit
6. Test and evaluate that shit
7. Improve that shit
8. Repeat if needed

Tom: "hey, I need help with this tech-ed assignment"
Jeremy: "just use the Engineering Design Process, you fucking melon"

by Nutbuster2 January 4, 2018

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

riding the porcelain bus

puking into the toilet.

Damn I drank a whole case last night and now I'm riding the porcelain bus.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

processing fee

Money you give to an organization for paying them money.

YOU: I'd like to have my laptop fixed.
THEM: Ok, that'll be $100.
YOU: Do you accept Visa?
THEM: Yes, that'll be $100 and a $30 processing fee.
YOU: $30 for what?
THEM: You're paying us because you have to pay us the $100.

by sherlock helmsley January 6, 2012

facebook proselytizer

noun-

One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.

verb- "facebook proselytize"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"

Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."

by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009

Propeller

The act of of moving your balls in a circular motion.

Everyone can do the helicopter, but I can do the propeller.

by The Geek Whisperer March 27, 2016