Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Practical Gangster

These denomination of people are having to do with the opposite of Gangster lifestyle, views and opinions of others.

A practical gangster doesn't steal from others. He gives back to others.

by Bbforonlyme November 8, 2018

Practical

A philistine

I don't think it's worth spending that much money on wine for the Joneses. They're very practical.

by Phyllis Stein September 28, 2021

practice squad

the practice squad is a person or people on your roster that u just flirt with but don’t hangout with. They overall help your game.

I keep 2-3 girls on my practice squad to help me out

by jimjames11 June 25, 2023

Practically

Hearty’s balls in your mouth

I just put practically

by Owen Robert Harris July 23, 2021

practically dating

When each partner in the relation ship has a side hoe so 50% of effort goes into each relationship

Me and that girl have a side hoe so we are only practically dating

by Cazkis April 4, 2016

practicing your dinosaur call

To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.

Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?

Yeah, it was quite rough.

by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011