Potato

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see

Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.

by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019

Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

Potato

A leader of a group, cult, army, etc with lots of power and is also bad at leading the group.

Jeremy is a potato I wish I could lead the group.

by Jenna beans June 5, 2019

potatoe

A potatoe is a word used to describe someone from Ireland, not in complimentary terms!

Oi look at that fuckin potatoe pissing on your newly washed car.... he is so drunk the stoopid fukn potatoe. irish fuckwit idiot annoying cunt always drunk gibberish useless argumentitive repulsive cheap ass

by Lencko July 3, 2012

potato

an inanimate partner

i am banging my potato

by just for bethy April 17, 2003

potatoes

a term to describe being really high/stoned/lifted, because you are 'baked like a potato.'

Janelle had that cereal and now she is so potatoes.

by jellytime September 26, 2010

potatoed

a word used instead of "baked."

"dude yesterday i got so potatoed nigga"
"DUDEEEEEEE"

by Phillip the nigga March 9, 2009