Skip to main content

posers

Hanes Midle school in Winston-Salem, NC is full to bursting with posers.
by the wife of a lady October 17, 2003
mugGet the posers mug.

Poser Mobile

T-Mobile's offical series of "DISS" commercials to come at Boost Mobile and their Hip Hop launch campaign. (which managed to score non-rapper and complete busta(buster) Kanye West.)

T-Mobile's Poser Mobile Posse consists of Twenty-Fi Cent Fee, Brick Moe Bill, and Romin Fiees 27.

Bah! They all need to take their "Mo-biles" back to England!
If you try to make a phone call using Poser (Boost) Mobile and you go over your fees, the Poser Posse will come out and Tackle you to death. In the background will be their interns and girlfriend. (Also in the P M Posse.)
by M. Mathers June 8, 2005
mugGet the Poser Mobile mug.
Related Words

poser prep

Somone who tries to wear Abercrombie and Hollister to "be cool", or overuses 'like' to sound cool. They also tend to act all popular when they have two or three friends.
Taylor is the definiton of a poser prep. She tried to talk like a valley girl, and strutted down the hall way like she was really popular. She follows the popular girls around, and no matter what they say to her she won't leave them alone.
by megan a. September 1, 2007
mugGet the poser prep mug.

Ice Poseidon

Paul Denino, otherwise known as Ice Poseidon, is a YouTube livestreamer who gained a large fanbase on twitch.tv through racist media donations whilst playing Runescape before being swatted at the Sky Harbor airport in Phoenix, Arizona. Denino's fanbase withered away in recent years not only due to his content and dumping of the alien named Caroline being faked, but also becoming a puppet for Brent "Scuffed Steve Jobs" Kaskel, who discourages others from streaming in Denino's streamer house.
Twitch/Old Ice Poseidon needs to come back. We don't care about these normie fucks.

Built up a network and then destroyed it with people nobody wants to see. For the last time nobody cares about a streamer house with random normies. Imagine all the shit you could do with the money instead. Its true old Ice from 2 years ago wouldnt believe all this shit.

Miss the old days, pre SSJ and pre everything, just a man in his parents house who streams runescape and act crazy. How i miss these streams and now he just gone corporate. RIP old ice 2015-2017.
by OfficiallyGoodenough February 18, 2019
mugGet the Ice Poseidon mug.

pose

"Yo, I got on dean's list yo."
"Pose you got on dean's list."
by Quad Tongue April 22, 2008
mugGet the pose mug.

poser punk

A generally derranged indvidual who enjoys listening to, for lack of better words, crap. Boy bands with instruments, if you will. They generally migrate around Hot Topic during the summer and other such days off from school.
Shopping at Hot Topic makes you see a superfluous amount of poser punks.
by Rue March 29, 2003
mugGet the poser punk mug.

hardcore fan poser

One of the worst kinds of posers. These people pose as hardcore fans for bands, usually to look sophisticated or unique, or cool. But don't actually like the music for the sound, only for how they think it makes them look. Hardcore fan posers usually do memorize songs of the band, just so that they can look like real fans. Hardcore fan posers insult people when they say another band is higher in a certain field then that band. It is because they like the label of the band and it insults them to see the band they feel sophisticated/cool/etc listening to, being insulted. When someone says that one member of one band is better than a member of the band they are posing as a hardcore fan of, they will just retaliate by saying that the band they pose as a hardcore fan of is better, even though the other person didn't necessarily say that.
person: The Mars Volta is more experimental than Pink Floyd.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!

person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!

person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?

hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.

person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.
by joe725 March 27, 2007
mugGet the hardcore fan poser mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email