smoke and poke

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.

Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.

by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022

Poke Army

A group of friends recruited on facebook to help an individual win a poke war. When two poke armies are involved, the poke war will lead to pokealypse or pokeaggedon.

Savannah created a poke army to help win the poke war against Ashleigh.

by Scalabrese April 5, 2011

Ryan poke

when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch

stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend

by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020

provo poke

The act of a Mormon (not exactly from Provo but originating from) inserting his penis in to a females orifice and leaving it "unmoving" "unthrusting" to "soak"

Climax may or may not be reached.

We didnt have "sex" we just Provo poked...

by Radamski86 February 6, 2015

I'm poking that

Expression is used when a person as an alternative to "I'm hitting that."

When you see a girl you're poking on facebook walk by, and you say to your friend "I'm poking that".

by PandaMama January 24, 2012

poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.

Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie

by Victor lololol December 25, 2007

midnight poke

the act of banging your mate after he/she's been sleeping for a while

Jack jumps into bed for a midnight poke with Jill

by IsmailRules May 31, 2006