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planking

the act of lying face down, with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces, and then photographing it. Also known as 'the lying down game' in Europe and Japan, and 'extreme lying down' in Australasia.
Hey, did you hear about the guy that fell to his death while planking on a seventh storey balcony?
by Spuddy4u October 4, 2011
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planking

Planking is the act of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
My friends and I were bored this weekend, so Dave grabbed his Nikon and we went planking in strange places all over the city.
by ViperGeek October 7, 2011
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planking

A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.

1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.

5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Did you see Kaleb K. "planking" on Fb? Yeah, Stacy Wilkinson invented planking.
by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011
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planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.
Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!
by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011
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planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.
John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.
by kolkolkol January 6, 2012
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planting da bull

Lying or stretching the truth. Sowing seeds of deception. Speaking about things to be seen not heard.
So my ex called me last night the whole conversation was him planting da bull...
by AskGeeser August 20, 2016
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planting chics

Hungry?
Yeah.
Planting chics?
Sure, sausage, mushroom and onion.

or

Netflix and planting chics?
Pizza and a movie sounds good.
by diK enieffaC ehT December 19, 2016
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