A ptty blow job is given when your girl wont fuck you, but you wont take no for an answer so after begging she offers you a blow job to shut you up. But its not a regular blowjob its a bullshit cover up for her lack of sexual drive
Not even cumming all over her face would make the pity blow job feel satisyfing
Not even cumming all over her face would make the pity blow job feel satisyfing
" Babe im horny lets fuck !" " No im sick i dont feel good, how bout a pity blowjob" " Na id rather go watch 60 minutes!!!"
by a sexually frusterated man December 28, 2009
Get the pity blowjob mug.Related Words
by Hypurr February 18, 2010
Get the Pity Text mug.A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.
That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!
by Murderface November 21, 2013
Get the pity cruiser mug.A grimy person or act. Something that is socially seen as bad behavior such as shoplifting, stealing from people, intending to do something shady of illegal. A pilthy person is someone who is not to be trusted and most likely havs a devious agenda from the start. The term "pilthy" originated in southern California in 2017 and is used in the LGBT community by hard drug users like ghb, crystal meth and heroin users. It is worse than filthy. If you have no money and need to get high, you become pilthy and do shady shit like stealing someones cell phone to sell for $50 so they can get there next bag of dope. Getting pilthy as fuck, means your about to get ready to do a lot of drugs.
"That's a pilthy mother fucker" or "Let's go get pilthy tonight" or "We about to get pilthy with it" or "Don't bring any pilthy shit over" or "I'm feeling pilthy tonight" or "Them nigga's pilthy as fuck" or "Bring me a new pizzle, this one is pilthy as fuck"
by Christian Trey December 2, 2018
Get the Pilthy mug.Something the strong offer the weak due to some internal feeling of sorrow or sadness for them. However totally unnecessary and should be given to noone.
by White kid who acts white - not black October 17, 2004
Get the pity mug.(noun.)
A word used to describe a person who wishes pitty on themselves. One who whenever they open their mouths they are saying "Pitty me! I have a horrible life!"
A word used to describe a person who wishes pitty on themselves. One who whenever they open their mouths they are saying "Pitty me! I have a horrible life!"
(random names. not real ppl)
Dylan: hay, Julie, what's going on?
Julie: I was going ot visit my sister's grave. She died form cancer three months ago. It was horrible, my mother couldn't aford it, and my father walked out when she got it.
Dylan: O_o
Dylan: hay, Julie, what's going on?
Julie: I was going ot visit my sister's grave. She died form cancer three months ago. It was horrible, my mother couldn't aford it, and my father walked out when she got it.
Dylan: O_o
by Wormtail July 7, 2005
Get the pitty pimp mug.