zipless piss

Taking a piss without bothering to zip up your pants.

Unquestionably the zipless piss is the truest identifying hallmark of an alcoholic.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2019

Piss Driblets

Piss driblets- When you finish taking a piss but a little extra piss comes out after you put your pecker away, leaving little wet marks on your pants.

Khaki pants are notorious for making piss driblets highly visible.

Randy- Piss Driblets sir,

Lahey- Thats alright Randy, they'll dry.

by Pranas November 19, 2013

Piss on a stick

Used mostly when you are annoyed at something you are told to do, mostly at what a teacher says.

Teacher: ok everyone, get into test conditions
Student: ah piss on a stick!

by Rivian-Wolf November 05, 2016

piss bat

A reference to one's penis when used in the act of a cock slap.

"So help me God, if you don't shut the fuck up you're going to meet the business end of my piss bat."

by humina February 07, 2007

Piss Drawer

A piss Drawer is exactly what it sounds like, it's a drawer full of piss.(just don't let your mom find out)

Oh shit mom found the piss Drawer.

by Biggie trux February 14, 2019

Night Piss

When you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee after drinking copious amounts of water the evening before. Typically leads to a lack of sleep and the constant need to go to the bathroom every 5-10 minutes.

You're usually so damn comfy you tend to lay there in your bed and contemplate whether or not you should get up and go to the bathroom.

Worst comes to worse, you fall back asleep and dream of toilets and whizzing only to wake up with a swollen bladder with enough urine to water your neighbor's houseplants.

"Man, I shouldn't have drank so much last night, I got some serious case of the night piss."

by petmyporcupine July 30, 2009

pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009