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Pissed Off

I was very pissed off when my definition for Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass was rejected for the third time, despite the fact that there was nothing wrong with it. I read why it might not of been posted, and nothing was wrong with it!
by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017
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zipless piss

Unquestionably the zipless piss is the truest identifying hallmark of an alcoholic.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2019
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Piss Driblets

Piss driblets- When you finish taking a piss but a little extra piss comes out after you put your pecker away, leaving little wet marks on your pants.

Khaki pants are notorious for making piss driblets highly visible.
Randy- Piss Driblets sir,

Lahey- Thats alright Randy, they'll dry.
by Pranas November 19, 2013
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Piss on a stick

Used mostly when you are annoyed at something you are told to do, mostly at what a teacher says.
Teacher: ok everyone, get into test conditions
Student: ah piss on a stick!
by Rivian-Wolf November 5, 2016
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piss bat

A reference to one's penis when used in the act of a cock slap.
"So help me God, if you don't shut the fuck up you're going to meet the business end of my piss bat."
by humina February 8, 2007
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Piss Drawer

A piss Drawer is exactly what it sounds like, it's a drawer full of piss.(just don't let your mom find out)
by Biggie trux February 13, 2019
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Night Piss

When you have to get up in the middle of the night to pee after drinking copious amounts of water the evening before. Typically leads to a lack of sleep and the constant need to go to the bathroom every 5-10 minutes.

You're usually so damn comfy you tend to lay there in your bed and contemplate whether or not you should get up and go to the bathroom.

Worst comes to worse, you fall back asleep and dream of toilets and whizzing only to wake up with a swollen bladder with enough urine to water your neighbor's houseplants.
"Man, I shouldn't have drank so much last night, I got some serious case of the night piss."
by petmyporcupine July 30, 2009
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