Pillow Talk

When a nigga tries to cockblock another nigga by telling the woman his true intentions.

Should I tell Nae that Quan just tryna hit it?
Nah bro. That’s pillow talk

by JuiceMan89 November 14, 2019

pillow smuggler

A person who wishes to smuggle pillows from their partners side of the bed to theirs, without their partner noticing

'' if i just put this pillow on my side of the bed''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''

by Jena :D December 15, 2008

Pillow Man

A dude who looks like they are made out of a pillow or multiple pillows; depending on weight, body fat percentage, etc. Like a scarecrow made of pillows but it's a human. Varying from a couch pillow under a t-shirt to multiple Tempurpedic pillows under XXL clothing.

Wow, I think Carl is lying to us about going hard on leg and arm day, and instead, goes all in on beer and chicken wings day—he looks like a Pillow Man.

by ZephyrusMU November 14, 2018

Booty pillow

1.When a womens ass is big and juicy, and your sleepy you use her butt as a pillow.The plus side its free and their there when ever you need them!

2.Find the nearest girl and lay your head on her jello-y butt and take a nap!

"Dang man im tired!''said the boy."Then get that booty pillow and get some rest!",said the dad"Good idea!"said the boy."Hey curly hair, hows your booty pillow"?0h, just get on"!"Good looking out".said the boy

by kascin July 11, 2011

pillow perm

Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow

Man I have a pillow perm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

pastor pillow

Skipping church and choosing to sleep in at the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

Last Sunday I fucked off church, instead, I went the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere October 28, 2017

Pillow Connoisseur

A. A person who has dedicated their life to the art of comfort, and detests bitch ass down pillows with no support.

B. Someone who has accomplished many sexual endeavors, thus bringing them in contact with a large quantity of pillows at varying levels of quality.

A: The MyPillow guy is a modern Pillow Connoisseur.

B. The MyPillow guy became a Pillow Connoisseur by clapping cheeks for decades.

by PhallusyFallacy December 8, 2019