Curl the Pickle

A man masturbating using green paint as lubrication.

I just ran to the Home Depot and picked up some green paint so i could go curl the pickle

by JoeBolbie May 12, 2013

pickle dinosaur

The pickle dinosaur is also known as pickle the dinosaur which originated from Moriah Elizabeth's YouTube channel. She make many videos where she fixes broken squishies and calles it a squishy makeover. In one episode she fixes a little dinosaur and turned it green. It looked like a pickle therefore she called it pickle the dinosaur. From then on people started liking pickle and he became the most famous squishy she decorated.

1: Have you seen Moriah Elizabeth's videos?
2: Yea ofcouse, why?
1:Name any squishy
2: PICKLE THE DINOSAUR
1 and 2: PICKLE THE DINOSAUR PICKLE THE DINOSAUR

pickle dinosaur

by Just Straight Facts July 2, 2020

pickle pucking

Naked hockey

Gay pride parade's play more pickle pucking than Canada

by just a man wit a plan April 2, 2017

dick pickling

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.

Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018

quick pickle

some quick dick

I want some quick pickle

by Yruey January 31, 2023

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

ditch pickle

A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.

I pulled a ditch pickle out of that slop at the side of the road.

by Stiverton August 7, 2016