Two way petting zoo

You pet the animals they pet you back

I wanted some intimacy so I went to a two way petting zoo

by bossatron2000153 bousley February 7, 2019

petting the pussy

female masturbation

Sandra couldn't answer the door because she was busy petting the pussy.

by joni September 20, 2003

heavy petting

Accidentally snapping someone's neck while stroking their hair

We have a heavy petting victim

by adoorable door January 9, 2015

petty

makes everything a bigger deal than what it really is, starts drama

"your being so jen rn." (jen=petty)

by 405brandy August 12, 2016

Jens-Petter

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.

Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.

by Trollcat June 4, 2013

petty

A word that used to describe someone who overreacts to something trivial that offends them, but is now used by illiterates to describe anyone who trolls someone else for any reason.

Friend: That dude Joe's so petty. He said I laugh like a hyena.
Me: That's not petty. That's just making fun at your expense, dummy.

by dumb words disliker April 18, 2017

teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007