phadangler

a petty thief or crackhead;someone looking for the hookup.

willy is nothing but a phadangler,he tried to sell me his gandtees houseshoes for five dollors.

by kennykain July 18, 2003

Phases of Humor

When you hiccup alot.

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010

Phandom

The group of fangirls dedicated to Erik, the phantom, from "The Phantom of the Opera." (Not to be confused with the Dan and Phil fandom).

Fangirl: I am a loyal member of the Phandom!! Erik is the sweetest man to ever live!

Fangirl 2: Hell yes!

by WordyWeirich February 9, 2019

phadletodd

Phadletodd is when you say a joke about someone mad up on the spot and they are completely oblivious to it, then you would call them a phadletodd.

(You) “you are a phadletodd” (Them) “what the fuck is a phadletodd” that’s when you can call them a phadletodd.

by Jynxhuman March 26, 2021

Phasulorus

Phasulorus:used to describe your business in the morning or afternoon.

Can also be used as a verb

Adj: Jack's business this morning was really Phasulorus!

verb: Tomorrow's afternoon will be really Phasulorus

by Genevire the thirst April 9, 2021

Phase 1

When you get horny or feel pretty sexual towards somthing

Hey what are you looking at? Haha Brian Phase 1 bro

by 🧇 king June 10, 2021

phasmxphxbia

norman

Has a cwush on Ed sheeran 🥺🥺🥺

“Omg Eddie Sheeran is here 🥺🥺”
“ u sound liek me dead friend phasmxphxbia”

by Mar 🥺 July 23, 2021