Billy's mom thought that if she referred to his penis as his "Peter", no one would know what she meant when she yelled across the room and told him to stop playing with it.
by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018
Peter , Most of the time a short stubby child who is very overactive but he fits in with the crowd , who is very brainy due to parents , most of the time wealthy call there child peter because it sounds 'classy'.
by XxZetroCherryxX October 15, 2013
A polite way of telling someone that things are more difficult because someone got in your way. (Peter being a slang term used to refer to male genitalia; screwed)
by Matthew Newman September 29, 2007
Peter is pretty sad for the most part. He thinks highly of himself but realizes his insignificance about once per week. His name also means "penis" so he is also sad that he can't use his name in a sentence without it sounding creepy and sexual.
by Basshunter2000 December 29, 2017
Someone who is a pathological, compulsive liar that likes to make shit up like shooting people's kneecaps off and smuggling drugs during the weekends. Whereas in reality, he's just a bald, choir boy who is insecure, probably because he has a strict mom.
Person A: I was talking to Peter last night saying he's gonna smuggle some drugs to Poland...
Person B: That such a Peter thing to say...
Person A: Yeah, that's before his mom told him to get off the computer...
Person B: That such a Peter thing to say...
Person A: Yeah, that's before his mom told him to get off the computer...
by tooHott June 10, 2019
A 10 yearold reatrd who keeps busy by getting owned in football and eating lead. Term is usually used when someone is a dumbass
by scrubnigger December 07, 2010