Urban Pervs

The people who turned Urban Dictionary into basically a dictionary for holy virgins.

The urban pervs turn everything Perverted

by Basically Bitchy February 10, 2017

Perv

When you have to get naked in front of your dad

dad: son get naked for me

son:ok😭😭
perv:a sexual pervert.

by ching chang I like cat/dog November 11, 2019

Perve prang

A fender bender that is the result of perving on a distractingly good looking person outside the car. Whilst perving, you run into the back of the car in front of you, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage. Bonus points are awarded if he/she gives you their number... which isn't likely.

"What happened to your car man?"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"

by WRX4SALE December 28, 2011

Perv-Peeping

The act of sneakily observing others doing things in the nude, such as bathing or skinny-dipping, & without their knowledge.

Sandy got caught perv-peeping Robbie, through a hole in the wall, as he was taking a shower.

by <3 JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE <3 January 15, 2018

mental perv

People trying to get inside your mind and but flat out fake people just to get you typically happens to women

Hey,his being a mental perv to me recently what should I do about him

by Jack Napalmer August 18, 2017

Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.

how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!

by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011

Perv

A Perv in many circles is not short for pervert, but actually a manner of indicating someone who is into CP. Careful in usage.

Man 1: What's up perv?
Man 2: Just jerking off to some underage porn.
Man 1: F*ck yeah!

by FaqBasher December 22, 2022