per

A saying to agree with someone

Person 1:“God Ryan Renolds is so hot”
Person 2: “per😍”

by lilliealex November 21, 2021

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Weirdo Pers

Someone isolated from others and believes his own weird truths

What does it means that Russians are African nation? Stop being weirdo Pers

by JoshHockenson November 20, 2021

Per Mikal

A Big Man

Hey where is big man

you mean Per Mikal

by Mika hætta October 12, 2021

dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

She's a per

When something is just awesome or just conveniently works out the way you wanted it to.

SK: Wait, how are we getting to the rave?

Dave: On my llama you fool!

SK: Oh she's a per!! :)

(Upon receiving your McDonald's meal and being completely satisfied with it)

She's a per!!

Dave: When do we have to be home?

SK: We still have four hours!!

Dave: She's a per!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011