External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick
Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.
by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009
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United Penile Service

Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.
Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman

Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!

Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does

Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!

Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove
by Father EEP January 17, 2008
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when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 08, 2007
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A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.
When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."
by Xander913 January 07, 2014
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Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large
Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
by This is not pudding May 24, 2020
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penile destruction

Another sexual referral from smash or bang.
Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!
by munkee yes November 23, 2020
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penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
by 7steezy7steve7 January 04, 2024
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