paralytically incorrect

When, following the consumption of unhealthy amounts of alcohol, ones usually easy going and tolerant views are discarded for a somewhat more robust manifesto.

Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.

Hello Bob. Did you have a good time last night?

No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.

by Antony December 20, 2003

paralyzer

when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.

Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.

by Dirk Diggler May 13, 2005

pally

Short form of paladin, a character class in Diablo 2. Rather appropriate because the paladin's Auras can help nearby friendly characters.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Paly

1)A typo for the word play, for people who type too fast.
2)The Paladin class in the game Diablo 2.

1)HEY CUJM DOWN AND LETSH PALY!!!!!!11
2)my paly would totally assrape yours

by HyperActiveToothpick April 28, 2005

testicular paralysis

The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.

I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.

by Jackball April 29, 2005

Parlian

A racial slur for a very specific, unclassified race. From the Gaelic word Parlia, a word which can mean both your mother and hoe.
Parlians are characterized by their membership in supermarket price clubs, their love for cutting coupons from the Sunday times, and their cardboard skirts.
Parlians are closely related to louts.

GameQueen is a Parlian and should go back to her supermarket price clubs.

by Richard James June 21, 2004

Two Finger Parley

Based upon the original bet of “just the tip” a two finger parley is where you check to make sure her vagina is clean.

“Hey bro, before you give her the tip do a two finger parley first. Make sure dat shit don’t smell.”

by Amadown September 10, 2018