parkour reborn

a game made by the roblox developer hudzell

also known as the master of doggy style

"oh man did you see that new game parkour reborn"
"yep. i shoved that grappler so far up my ass bro"
"what"
"huh?"

by WillowTreems April 12, 2024

Parkour

The act of yeeting one's meat across the street over several feet.

Holy poggers, Lois, that was some pretty baller parkour!

by Mulberry Aura June 23, 2025

Quickie Parlor

Brothel, whorehouse, house of ill repute.

Hey Clark, lets head over to the quickie parlor, Im in the mood for a Frosty Jim show.

by JDLucas1369 July 31, 2016

panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill

I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.

by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018

Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less

My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.

by TechDeX September 13, 2021

Tattoo parlor

One true love, the person that makes your world go round, your ultimate lover

That boy is my tattoo parlor- I love him so much.

by Yourtattooparlor May 2, 2022

Dinning parlor

An establishment where you dine while you are being discreetly serviced (getting blowjob) under the table.

Hey you want to hit up a dinning parlor? It's my birthday?
Hi son time for you to lose your virginity, just tell your mom we going to a dinning parlor.

by BananaNutmeg2 July 16, 2022