cold-packing

to find a recently deceased person (post morgue preferably) and have intercourse with the cold body.

John worked in the crematorium just so he could go cold-packing a couple of times a week.

by LynkPDX March 14, 2009

pêking

Synonymous to fucking as in “fucking cool” or “fucking sweet.” Usually spoken in the northwest.

Olivius looked so pêking woke when he showed the guys how smooth his balls were.

The guys wanted to pick up some hot chicks so they shaved their pêking winçuls right alongside one another.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

TV parking

A parking spot you don’t have to look for, much like on TV and in movie were you never see anyone waste time looking for a spot there just always happened to be one right as they pull in.

Hey Look a space by the door, it's TV parking

by Rinne C December 22, 2007

Twin Peaking

When you speak/write in bizarre/ominous sentences.

Person 1: The owls are not what they seem
Person 2: Hey can you stop Twin Peaking? I'm trying to concentrate

Person 1: Without chemicals, he points
Person 2: -_-

by bin.mint July 26, 2017

parking

To engage in sexual acts in a parked car.

Brad was too cheap to spring for a hotel, so we went parking at Lover's Lane.

by Mystie March 27, 2005

Parking Lot Theory

"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."

The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.

Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.

by icaruswings September 8, 2004

poking cotton

Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.

1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.

2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.

by Ezeerider July 26, 2005