A Carpenters pencil is when a male/female brings a male to climax by wanking them off with their ear. They then sit on the persons face after.
by Christy 2011 April 18, 2011
The act of drawing on your face/eyebrows to make others believe you have eyebrows/bigger lips
(kylie Jenner Challenge)
(kylie Jenner Challenge)
Greg:"Have you seen Brittney's face lately bruh?"
Jacob:"Yeah she needs to pencil that shit in, what a slut"
Brittney:"who you guys talking about"
Greg:"some slut"
boys:"laugh in her face"
Jacob:"Yeah she needs to pencil that shit in, what a slut"
Brittney:"who you guys talking about"
Greg:"some slut"
boys:"laugh in her face"
by falicia420666999 July 17, 2015
Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.
My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.
Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.
My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.
Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.
by Gribble October 26, 2018
by cardscub April 13, 2010
by QuargaPie May 27, 2017
The act of pretending to be drummer by tapping 2 pencils on a desk or other hard surface, usually much to the annoyance to those around said pecil drummer.
Look at that guy over there pencil drumming, it annoys me so much. See also Air Drumming and Air Guitar.
by Zero Legends December 24, 2009
by Mat rob November 26, 2016