An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 24, 2020
Someone who reads your message(s) on WhatsApp as indicated by the infamous blue ticks but never responds. Commonly claims they "never saw it".
Me: Did you get my message last night
Blue tick bitch: OMG I never saw it
I sent Amy a message to hang out but she blue ticked bitched me
Blue tick bitch: OMG I never saw it
I sent Amy a message to hang out but she blue ticked bitched me
by bluetickingbitch March 31, 2015
When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.
This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.
Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.
Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.
Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020
by Henk Oets November 08, 2020
Used in a situation when someones taking fuckin forever for something. You try and sound like you are in a hurry with it but really youre just trying to sound cool.
dude...tick tock bro
by ahen23 April 13, 2007
A girl who claims heterosexuality, but whom everyone knows will be a full-blown lesbian by her junior year of college.
Symptoms include:
-short hair
-Doc Martens
-flannel
-an inexplicable attraction towards naked women
Symptoms include:
-short hair
-Doc Martens
-flannel
-an inexplicable attraction towards naked women
Since when is Eddie gay? Oh, wait nevermind--that's his girlfriend. Yeah she is mos def a tick-tock lesbian.
by itriponstuff January 14, 2009
Samantha: "Hey Ashley ... What the hell is wrong with Trey ... He's like, reading my messages and not fucking replying!"
Ashley: "Oh well ... You know .... He got Blue Tick Syndrome"
Ashley: "Oh well ... You know .... He got Blue Tick Syndrome"
by PrincessCherryBomb December 12, 2015