by Listerfiend May 20, 2018
Get the polish chess matchmug. by anonymous_tales February 12, 2017
Get the match my nastymug. by Authoritie February 25, 2014
Get the Full Match bookmug. A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.
“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”
by RealKevinHartFan69 January 13, 2019
Get the Kentucky Tennis Matchmug. A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009
Get the Two-Match Sweatermug. a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.
I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.
by Sean-Ders March 30, 2013
Get the hygiene death matchmug. When you've attempted the whole online dating thing (Match.com seemingly the most popular) and become worn out by the process.
by SqueakySilentK January 5, 2009
Get the Matched outmug.