by vejtics May 12, 2022
A decrepit Boomer who can't quite recall what he ate for breakfast but is pretty sure he once had some spicy stories to tell. A former scene-yore.
I'm told that he was quite the ladies man in his time but don't ask him to dance dear, he's a seen-yer.
by nedvacation September 12, 2015
by Bigsummablowout123 November 12, 2021
That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly
by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021
by @mankabeer January 23, 2024
she was having a bad day, so her boyfriend bought her favorite flowers and cooked dinner for her. to be loved is to be seen.
by sleepymofo556 May 11, 2024