Oliver 

Oliver is the biggest simp that you would ever meet and can’t really be very effective to the ones he is supposed to love. He is a big dickhead and thinks he is the king of the crowd when really, he is just the weirdo year 7 with the big backpack.

Person 1: that person is such a simp
Person 2: yea, he must be an oliver

Oliver by Bratfink April 9, 2020

Oliver 

He is sexy, good in bed and has a big DICK.

Not a virgin.

Ohhh Oliver you have such a big dick (moaning).

Oliver by BigDickyBoy January 26, 2021

Oliver 

A fucking wanker who knows nothing and has no social intelligence.

"That Oliver kid is a right dickhead"

Oliver by Lankydude69 May 17, 2017

Oliver 

A quiet, pale skinned being who is well known for his tragic case of an overdose of musashi, which led to ...... obesity.
His sex is unknown because of his genital mutilation. Also known for his great amount of gym commitment BUT with lesser results than those around him. Has been known to eat babies, and is hated for his constant public worshipping of Hitler, his greatest idol EVER. Hates people touching things that he bought with his own money.
Cannot dance

"Wow that guy cant even do one chin up"
"hes such an oliver"

"Look at that guy doing his shitty dance that is just plain and simply embarrassing"
"yea hes an Oliver"

"Man look at that guys hat, it has no sticker on it"
"Thats just Oliver"

Oliver by randt enterprises 88 August 26, 2011

Oliver 

Oliver is a short boy; he tries to make a difference in the world, and he does. He's driven hundreds of people crazy. He is like an eggshell. He's hides the yoke on the inside, which is protected by his hard shell. His name is typically confused with the name "Shirley," seeing that both have an "I" as the third letter in there name. His Instagram account is filled with hot photos, so you should go follow it. Oh, wait, you must already be following it if your looking at this photo.

Girl #1: That guy is such an Oliver!
Girl #2: I know, right?! I was going to say that, too!

Oliver by Regina.Unboxing.FTW October 22, 2016

Oliver 

A handsome stud who gets all the girls and has a huge dick.

"That Oliver is fucking lord."

Oliver by OlaBJ May 12, 2018

Oliver 

The type of nigga to say I don't gang bang I bang the gang

Oliver could you shrivle my grape penis and fuck my 11 year old pussy as I refer to you as my father. Oliver replies hehehe I will but first lemme get the gang

Oliver by CilouChristo May 8, 2019