Bolivious

Believing that you are mindful or aware of something, but you're not. But you SHOULD be.

The bolivious developer continuously trimmed the spaces from his one-character strings, while recommending that everyone else do so as well.

by Botswanavar2 December 22, 2008

obviously not

when something is blatent obvious, sarcasm, founded by the clipston click

"do you want some weed?"
"obviously not"

by Tom Hayward and Mason November 19, 2004

Oblivion

The worlds first vertical drop roller coaster

For some things there is no rational explanation there is no way out there is no happy ending to this story welcome to the unknown welcome to eternal darkness welcome to oblivion!

by eviladamz July 12, 2016

Captain Obvious

Best friends with sergeant sarcasm and colonel comeback.

captain obvious blah blah blah

by NinjaCookies33 June 5, 2013

Oblivion Mogul

A pubescent teen boy who over enjoys the game oblivion: The elder scrolls a little too much by becoming an in-game rich resident of his now controlled country of cyrodill. He uses the money cheat, dupes, downloads expansion packs from acquantices's hard drives, rights letters to Bethesda, and maintains an odd scrunge of cheese at the meeting points of his mouth. Also makes friends watch for hours on end his wealthy and strong character. Also feels sympathy for in game NPC'S, as well as excessively reading strategy guides while making bowel movements. Also finds the need to keep soda and other beverages outside the refrigerater while using the space to place un-used footballs.

You here that mike wrote a letter to bethesda?

Really?

Yeah.

About?

Advice for battlehorn castle DLC.

Is that a little far?

Yeah, a tad pathetic.

Well, he is the Oblivion Mogul.





Also, a famous quote:

I... am... going... to... be...

AN OBLIVION MOGUL!

by irishseatbelt January 4, 2009

Oblivion

A total state of confusion a social disconnection.
A game that one day you will start, the next, its 2 years later.
Side effects may include loss of weight, socially disabled, Anal Leakage, Skin becomes pale, Shitting and pissing into a bottle, Oilly discharge, Eating roman noodles every night, withdrawal, loss of sex drive, Excessive masterbation, Destruction of your mind, and finally it may (although rare) cause you to find fat people attractive.

When I played Oblivion, I felt compelled to masterbate.

Man, I thought Rosie O'Donnell was hot when I played Oblivion.

by Edward Beck May 10, 2007

You Obviously Love Oreos

The TRUE meaning of Yolo

Random Dude 1: YOLO!!!! *about to jump off roof*
Random Dude 2: You Obviously Love Oreos!!!! *gives the guy a pack of Oreos*
Random Dude 1: WTF???

by Eminemdude297 November 4, 2014