numpte

An inversion of YUPE - Not Upwardly Mobile Plummeting Towards Earth, most often used as a joke or humourous critisism (see BANTER)

You flamming NUMPTE how could you be so stupid!

by JOE June 25, 2004

numptilicious

A person or thing thats scrumptious, yumptious and complete and utter numpty! Yet likeable! Term only for endearment, no other uses allowed.

Me! You! We!

by Franny et Simmone (we love you!) September 12, 2003

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

by Ben September 19, 2003

numptied

Something that doesn't work even it is impossible to work incorrect.

It's not working! Is it numptied?

by Hrvoje May 20, 2004

numpy

Numpy- the girl you see walking around that is hella hot. the one you have to take a second look at

Guy1-Fuck dude that girl was fuckin numpy
Guy2-fuck ya dude

by Kyle Deetken, Ryan Hickey May 10, 2007

numptwell

Someone who is exceedingly good at being a numpty. Can be used affectionately.

Bob was not a numpty; he was a numptwell.

by Anonimous moose September 21, 2008

Numpthy

Nump-thee

1. Yummy (food - of a comforting, naughty kind)

"Mmm...this scone is numpthy"

by ChristineABBOTTS October 12, 2011