noties

A term used in an inauthentic attempt to positively regard one’s enslavement as a mental health professional to the robotic act of entering into the electronic health record one’s summary of the sessions.

Well my dear, now that we’ve had dinner, I must go downstairs and relive my workday in order to do my noties!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2023

Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.

"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.

by iNT2 April 11, 2011

Straight Notified

Tied with Straight Liking, when you get notified from someone straight liking someone's wall and you have commented on most of their statuses and that causes you to get the notifications for the likes.

Lola: I'm going to straight like her page.

*Lola does so*

Sheeba: I'm getting straight notified about this.

by JackGio January 24, 2011

Friendzoned until further notice

When someone gets friendzoned but doesn’t accept the rejection properly because the other party is already in a relationship.

I know she’s already got a guy, so I’ve just been friendzoned until further notice.

by This Happened To Me Tho :( January 9, 2018

until further notice

A reference to a time that you avert your eyes from the item you are focusing on and redirect your attention to something further away.

You may not see the horizon until further notice if you are looking at the girls on the beach.

by Funkyoushift June 16, 2023

intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

Facebook Notice

When someone says they re going to quit or they have quit their job. wether or not they have actually quit, or given their notice. Could be used to seek attention or for financial gain.

John must be looking for a raise cause he just gave his Facebook Notice.

by Bonescrub October 6, 2009