Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine
Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor
by WhouDeeny September 24, 2018
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V-card

Being loyal to your hand
I still have my V-card
by FortGaY July 23, 2018
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credit card

I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!
by Brooke February 19, 2005
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friend card

1)the request of a favor from a friend; as to "play the friend card" like a playing card
2)the request of a favor from a friend; as to use your credit with a friend, like a credit card promising repayment.
I'm going to use my friend card to get you to help me move next Saturday, buddy.
by Jonah45 March 12, 2008
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hoe card

possession of one's dignity. Must be protected at all times. if someone attempts to take/pull your hoe card you can either diss them immediately or say sike
ex: of a hoe card being pulled
John: you punk ass bitch, Terrel ain't shit
Terrel:(says nothin)
by Kazuya ryu January 02, 2005
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trump card

something used to gain an advantage, sometimes a dishonest one
His trump card is redirecting you from hot button issues.
by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2010
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Boob Card

Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.
John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.
by Skttlz313 January 06, 2012
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