Nigel — noun
A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
A colloquial term given to a friendless Australian person, often a social misfit. The term originated in Australia in the 1970s, it has evolved over the years to include Asian Australian immigrants, who often has a fondness of all the new joiner ladies in their place of work. Usually has chronic erectile dysfunction (“ED”) and found carrying old lunches and hams in their gym bag.
Colleague V: “what do you have in your gym bag?”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
Nigel: “oh I’ve just got the delivered meals that our boss didn’t eat, and I’ve got an entire ham. BAU.”
Colleague V: “why do you carry those around?”
Nigel: “because I’m a Nigel”
by Y_C November 23, 2021
by OhDangerz March 09, 2019
A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.
B: You are such a Nigel.
by Lnmb January 06, 2019
by louiecifer May 26, 2023
Nigel is a name that means Strong, Handsome and exquisite. Lots of Nigels usually tend to still other people’s girlfriends so be careful out there boys, Nigel is coming for ya.
* New Kid Enters Class*
Miss Gray: Class, We have a new student
Nigel: Smiles
Miss Gray: Please Introduce yourself
Nigel: (deep voice) Hey guys! Im Nigel
Girls in Class: (Screams) Heyyy Nigel😍😍
Miss Gray: Girls calm down, i know he’s hot but chill
Miss Gray: Class, We have a new student
Nigel: Smiles
Miss Gray: Please Introduce yourself
Nigel: (deep voice) Hey guys! Im Nigel
Girls in Class: (Screams) Heyyy Nigel😍😍
Miss Gray: Girls calm down, i know he’s hot but chill
by Dashy Got Game November 25, 2021
Nigel is such an amazing person. He is "Six feet tall and super strong" (GUY.exe reference 😏). He acts smart but really isn't, knows a lot of general knowledge though. He's athletic too. He also gives millenial energy. 😭
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."
by FriedWaterIsBae March 01, 2022