nice cream guy

A blue rabbit behind a nicecream stand in undertale

Frisk: i would like 2 nicreams!
Nice Cream Guy: Two nice creams coming up!
*hands frisk 2 nice creams*
Nice Cream Guy: Have a nice day!

by Linka Smasher May 30, 2021

Nice try guy

Sarcastically used to make fun of someone

haha, nice try guy

by dsgfgfsgsfgcvg August 1, 2020

women who don't know the value of nice guys

There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.

Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

Nice guy

A guy that is so civilized that he can't get laid. He follows orders, acts polite, breaks no rules, follows the law. He respects people and respects girls. When girls do come onto him, he remains under his "civil" nice guy act... and doesn't get laid as a result.

That was the archaic meaning for nice guy. In todays society however, nice guys are more than just civil.Some of them are just plain unattractive and just creepy as can be- and never get laid cause they think they are attractive but actually are not and put on a repulsive act towards women that draws them away.

Matt Dillon in Gunsmoke was an example of a nice guy. Even though he was a nearly 7 foot tall handsome man, he was a cop that didn't want to lose his job. So he would come every night down town to the bar and talk to Kitty, have a drink, talk to his friends,and put on his nice guy civilized act. When girls came on to him and tried to talk him up about getting married, having kids- Matt Dillon didn't even put them into the equation. He just followed the law, did his duty and kept his job, and didn't get laid as a result.

by foodfoethought July 28, 2024

nice guy ballad

A poem type song about a nice guy
Ballad: poem, told in a song
Nice guy: a nice guy !

"Lets listen to nice guy ballad !"
"What tf is that💀"
"Its a poem type song about a nice guy"

by Starz4scar June 29, 2023

Nice Guy

A Nice Guy is either...
1. if "nice" is an adjective, it is a Guy that is nice.

2. if "nice" is a noun, it is a Guy that thinks because he is nice he can have anything (Sex, Wifes, Million Dollars) but goes into Rage if someone doesn't think that way.
3. A subreddit that is about the nice guys from 2.
Nice Girls is the genderswap version of Nice Guys and equally got definitions 1., 2., 3.

1. "Man, that nice guy you have is way better than those I meet!"
"Why?"
2. "He said he could be nicer than anyone else, but when I told him that I do not want to even do a friendzone, he said that I am a hoe!"
3. "Did you get your reddit karma yet for it?"
"Yes."

by Ze_eT November 2, 2018

Nice Guy

A guy who a woman is not sexually attracted to who can't take the hint and instead tries to be "nice" only to end up frustrated and bitter in the end. Contrary to popular belief from feminists and feminist bros, women hold some responsibility for creating "nice guys." Rather than being straight up and telling men the truth, they will lead guys on knowing that they want different things from the relationship.

Dude, don't be a nice guy. Find a new chick and get your D wet. Homegirl just wants to play games and waste your time.

by JayMoolah March 21, 2022