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Loch Ness Monster

An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.

The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.
I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.

Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?
by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009
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van ness

The definition of "white trash". Usually going around yellin mud cricket.
Hey van ness you see that mud cricket?
by Jimmyman5 May 28, 2016
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Doily-ness

To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.
Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness
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toolish-ness

An act of extreme toolitude.
Can be performed by a professional tool, or by someone who is not really a tool. Basically, anyone can perform and act of toolish-ness
Dude, last night, i was pwning on Halo 3, but then some major DB cubed pulled an act of extreme toolish-ness, and ended my killing spree.
by Master McHam October 10, 2007
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mo-ness

dude he is the definition of mo-ness
by moloutfi March 21, 2008
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whacko-ness

He acted like an idiot, it was sheer whacko-ness
by Gustavo_Antonio_Gomes April 7, 2008
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Bitch-Ness

Business that has to do with bitches or hooking up with bitches
Hey, are you gonna watch the game with us tonight?

No, I've got some bitch-ness to take care of.
by awilson420 February 14, 2012
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