Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

Shwatting my nerf

Shwatting my nerf means busy doing nothing.

Hannah asked her mum Gill what she was doing

"I am just shwatting my nerf" Gill replied.
Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

by Derrick & Brian Coop January 3, 2024

Nerf Or Nothing

When You And Your Boys Ejaculate In A Couple Of Nerf Water-Guns And You Guys Spray Each Of Your Girlfriends And You All Take Care Of The Baby

So All Of Y’all Is The Baby’s Daddy?
Yeah Well It’s Nerf Or Nothing

by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024

Nerfed

to get fucked with one thing but still be good at others like being handsome but British.

like Robert Pattinson or any handsome man being turned British in one way or another its being nerfed. p.s fuck you if you don't agree that people that are British no matter the looks get fucking nerfed with the accent.

by I'velickedRorycas22'sballsonce January 22, 2024

nerf

to make further from full potential; diminish

she was so attractive but the braces nerfed her

by mikael& May 6, 2023

nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.

Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.

by An Impressive Fool December 1, 2023